I am more distressed by my lectures being early in the morning than are the young sprogs who attend them. Mind you, they can sleep during my lectures. And the ones who do not attend them are most likely to be the ones who would be most distressed by the time. I suppose I could sleep during my lectures too.
Oh, the shameful bit is that it only occurred to me because my lectures this term are just before lunch.
All of this is true, but none of it is examinable.