Word Service

Wanton Ejaculation

One of our (reasonably distant) neighbours is complaining about passive orgasm. Not what you think, but the racket from the flat upstairs from his (much nearer than ours, your honour). The cries of `Oh Jesus!' are annoying him at nights. This may be because he is a practicing atheist or it might just be that it is keeping him from sleeping, I suppose.

Passive sex can seriously increase your blood pressure.